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The Weekend Wash-Up – Round 8

Surely not… Could it be? This week seemed like a turning point, 2000 was finally an achievable target for all! Hell, even I made it.

Surely not… Could it be? This week seemed like a turning point, 2000 was finally an achievable target for all! Hell, even I made it. That doesn’t mean there wasn’t misery and turmoil throughout the weekend, but it wouldn’t be AFL Fantasy without a few ‘bad luck stories’. It’s time to wash-up all the events from Round 8!


Blicavs (120) – If anyone didn’t believe he was the real deal before this week, you have to now! He’s an incredible athlete and will be a premium ruckman for years to come. Incredibly even though he is averaging 95, he doesn’t look like becoming a top 2 ruck this season! We’re not short on ruck stocks that’s for sure…

Steven (166) – Speechless. I (like most) considered Steven throughout pre-season, however the constant inability to shrug taggers made the call too tough. Suddenly, teams aren’t bothering! They’re still beating the Saints so I guess that says a lot, Steven loves it though! Even so… 166?! Jack Steven is currently the highest scoring player after 8 rounds, riddle me that one. One thing I am noticing is the modern day pig must learn to tackle. Swan was the exception, but hell he averaged 35 disposals a game for a whole season! Steven is not only averaging 28 touches a game, he is laying over 7 tackles each week! That suggests his form is sustainable, surely a top 8 mid. Incredible turnaround from his past couple of seasons, what a pick he was.

Smith (133) – Picking Devon Smith with such a plethora of forwards available was always risky, but it could be a genius move come the byes. Most are struggling for Round 13 premiums, and Smith’s 5 round average of 107 suggests he is exactly that. It’s hard for me to erase from memory what I saw 2 weeks ago live, but I guess GWS are the real deal. Smith is crucial to that, certainly consider him for bye structure, if not the fact he will average over 100!

Jacobs (130) – Sam Jacobs is without doubt the number 2 DT ruck in the comp, lock him in with Martin and don’t blink an eye lid. He has been under-priced recently, at $544k he is still great value. Look to get him ASAP if you don’t already.

Pendlebury (141) – Here is a true legend! Pendles is my favourite player to watch in the comp, I have never seen anyone with such incredible awareness in traffic. It is a beautiful sight to watch him glide around the field, even better when he’s your captain! I hope owners weren’t left with a sour taste in their mouth after last week, a true champion always fights back!

Swan (123) – Swanny is back in the middle and isn’t he loving it! Soak it up, we won’t get to enjoy his royal swineness forever… Legend. When in need of a captaincy option, never look past the original pig.

Parker (116) – He is officially back! Parker was in the guts all game and is back to his best form, culminating in a 3 round average of 134. Get the man in your side!

Lewis (116) – Is it bad that I was disappointed with his score of 116? Either way I’m glad to have held him, he is still the number one Fantasy player in the land (No, Rockliff isn’t quite back yet). You don’t want to be coming up against him as a unique captain…

Hannebery (119) – I always seem to gloss over Hanneberry’s scores, perhaps it’s the fact that a tight tag always seems imminent. Forget my paranoia, he has been a brilliant pick up this season. I stand by the fact that he’s not a top 8 mid, but ride the wave while it lasts!

Neale (151) – MY SAVIOUR. He is a prime example of why the thrill of picking midpricers is the most dangerous Fantasy drug of all. Sadly, for every Neale you get 10 Griffin’s. Regardless, Lachie has taken his game to an elite level. That is Neale’s second 150+ score this season, his 4th ton in a row and his 4th score above 125!!! Just cop the occasional 50, he is a match winner. And no, I wouldn’t trade him in now…

Barlow (124) – Part of me wants to say about time, but Mr Dream Team has earned my respect to buy him a few more weeks. There are great signs for Barlow owners. His problem was clear earlier this season, he didn’t get as much midfield time and this resulted directly in lower Fantasy scores. The proof? He averaged just over 2 tackles a game for the first 6 Rounds, he usually averages well over 5! There goes 12 points before you’ve even started. He has almost equaled his season tally over the last 2 rounds, and seems to be getting back to top form. He’s on the edge of the top 8 for me, but we all know what he’s capable of…

Mundy (121) – The sign of a great premium is how they bounce back after disappointment. Mundy was supposedly in doubt after last weeks head clash, forget that. He called that bluff and raised it with a massive 121, keeping his BE solid. Disappointing for those like me who wanted to pick up a bargain, I can’t see him dropping much below 570k. Get him in ASAP!

Rockliff (125) – Little pig, little pig let me come in. Um… Any other pig references? This little piggy went to market. Horrible tribute from me to one of the greatest Fantasy players you will have the joy of watching! His first quarter was a reminder of what Rocky does for a living, get him in this week or no longer consider yourself a passionate AFL Fantasy player.

Vandenberg (128) – Thankyou sir! Vandenberg rewarded those coaches sticking with the safe rookies with a monstrous 128! Complete fluke and can’t see it happening again, but it did happen nevertheless. That just bought him time until his Round 13 bye… Perfect. Legend!

Boyd (115) – Boydy has been slightly forgotten after the Mundy hype, however he is a must have in defence! I can’t wait to get the old school DT hero back where he belongs, this is what makes DPP awesome!

Ellis (117) – Sick of being let down? Want a reliable premium? Look no further. One day he will push on from his 50 point first quarter, however he will never let you down. He has a low score of 87, is owned by under 5% of teams and averages 106. As fun as Neale has been, in the future I’ll take a guy like Ellis 10/10. Trust me from experience! Legend…


Motlop (49) – It was pretty obvious that Motlop hadn’t had to deal with a tag before, and I’m sure his owners won’t want to experience it again! On a night when Geelong dominated, Motlop was hardly sighted. Not sure if anyone still has him, but move him on if so… Not a premium player.

Ellis-Yolmen (56) – A touch harsh, but when you hold a bloke for 2 weeks you’d want a better reward than that! Now that we’re closing in on halfway through the season, there can be no room for passengers. It’s go hard or go home next week for YOLman!

Coniglio (58) – This is what happens when you get greedy! Having peaked at over 500k, the past few weeks Coniglio had showed signs of slowing. This week he hit the wall, even though he has been brilliant you simply must trade this week. No room for sentiment!

Grundy (48) – Ouch. It’s such a tightly contested season in the ruck department that one slip up could be your last. Grundy is certainly a testament to that, I’d be looking to shift him on for Jacobs or Martin this week. Credit to Brodie and all those that own him, he has been an awesome pick.

Franklin (46) – Speaking of awesome picks, this guy certainly wasn’t one of them. Yes I have Buddy, and no I’m not happy! Let’s forget the fact that I was stupid enough to get him in for Gray, regardless he has been bloody useless to be kind. Hear me out. When I traded him in, he had scored over 110 in 50% of his fixtures since Round 3 last season (14 tons in 23 games). After scores of 117 and 121 and a huge finish to last season, all seemed set for Buddy to once again take over the forward line. Since I picked him up? One ton in 5 games, not one score over 110 and an average of 80. What’s worse is when he inevitably hits form, everyone will get themselves a bargain!

Suckling (56) – Not to overuse old puns, but Suckling really did put the suck in his name this week. Not only was finding the sherrin a problem, kicking it was a struggle for someone so highly (over)rated. If you own him I guess you hold strong for now, this is pretty standard for defenders this season.

Tarrant (25) – Someone hold me back! I don’t know who I want to hurt more, Tarrant or myself. Not only did he kill his cash making potential in 1 swift blow, he dented what could have been a great score for me. It was a last resort to play him, but I thought we were past scores like this. 25?! Sickening…

Dumont (28) – I guess in this situation Dumont isn’t really the loser, Brad Scott can take that tag. Surely the kid has earned a full run after his VFL form!!! With Swallow soon to return he isn’t a viable option with the byes on the horizon. Another to cross of your watchlists. Rookies are getting thin on the ground.

Amon (25) – Honestly, is it too much to ask for a decent cheap rookie! Amon also got the green vest, and it’s almost impossible to tell when he can get out of it. On the back of another loss and Cornes’ retirement you’d hope he can be the one to take the next step, however would you feel comfortable relying on him come the byes? Headaches everywhere.

Leuenberger (14) – I can proudly say I was firmly against picking Leuey all pre-season. Sadly, this score didn’t happen before he got dropped the first time. I didn’t see this game, but how is this even possible? 14… FOURTEEEEN (Huddo). Fun fact, he went backwards after half time. Now that’s a difficult feat to achieve, congratulations. Unfortunately he’d make a better circus act, something to thing about post football I guess.

Watson (64) – Who knows if it’s the drug saga kicking again, but Watson hasn’t been anywhere near the player he was during that brownlow medal season. Set and forget on the never again list for me.

Bontempelli (45) – As if we haven’t had enough issues to deal with lately, one of the blokes we were relying on until the byes is starting to collapse. This really is horrific timing, a 3 round average of 63 has slashed $41k off his peak price, and with a BE of 121 the pain isn’t going to ease. I have no choice but to hold, however you should be looking to dump him ASAP with the calibre of forward premiums available this season.

Boyd (3) – One handball and one hitout for Tom Boyd this week. Don’t worry though, I’m sure he attacked the contest hard………

Krakouer (38) – What kind of substitution was this? Is Krakouer injured? I can think of plenty of Power players who deserved the chop before he did, it’s even more annoying because this was his first week on my field. Serves me right I suppose, that’s how this game works right?

Cotchin (56) – Seriously, I don’t even own him and this makes me angry. I watch him pump out these 120+ scores and think to myself how the hell is he not an uber premium. Then I watch him sit on 16 at HT. Don’t even consider picking him. Ever. I’m going to try and erase my deck of dream team from the archives, I was completely wrong. Richmond won, why would he even consider it an issue. He can happily take the tags while we tear our hair out. Atrocious.

The Mark Stevens

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It’s amazing that it has taken this long for them to feature, but finally the Carlton board get their moment in the sun… Or rather the opposite. I have nothing against coming out and backing your coach in, but you have to be smart about it. I can guarantee that when they claimed “We won’t be sacking Mick under any circumstances” before Round 23, they didn’t think they would be heading for the wooden spoon and churning out 70 point losses like it’s nobodies business. Here’s the fact of the matter. Carlton had 35 tackles on the weekend in a shocking loss. To put that into perspective, St Kilda had 36 tackles in ONE QUARTER against the Eagles. It’s fine to say their skills aren’t up to standard, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a weaker effort from a bottom side. They have gone from a borderline top 8 team to the worst team in the competition under Malthouse’s guidance. The players aren’t playing for him and quite simply, he has to go. But wait… They’ve assured us he won’t go. Do they go back on their word? One thing I can guarantee is he won’t be there next season. How to waste 14 weeks of Football with Carlton FC. Horrible management.


Here are your nominations for this weeks stubby!

Pendlebury – He dominated his 200th game of AFL, well worthy of a vote for those who stuck the Big C on him. He is averaging 112.4, why do we ever doubt him!

Neale – If this year’s overall golden stubby is awarded of number of nominations, Neale will take it out in a cakewalk. When he goes big he doesn’t mess about… Locked for me.

Steven – The bloke is averaging 120, just pumped out 166 and started below $500k. No brainer.

Rockliff – The return of the pig brought smiles to Fantasy coaches across the land. Get around him!

Vandenberg – Lastly but certainly not least, Vandenberg would’ve decided a lot of match-ups as a unique rookie. Some serious nominations this week!

This Game Sh*ts Me

To be fair things seriously turned around for me this week, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t pain. Can’t a man catch a break?! My injury situation was dire at best after last weeks debacle, so how better to kick off my week than hearing Swallow had suffered a broken hand. I’ll let you fill in the gaps, but I’m sure my reaction was pretty self explanatory. Yes he hasn’t been a great pick, that doesn’t make it any worse! Anyway… Seeing as I still had 6 other forced trades, he was forced onto the bench. This meant that Yeo was moved into my midfield. The flow on effect was a defensive rookie moving onto my ground, and no prizes for guessing who. Thanks Robbie. This game just generally sh*ts me.

The Other Bits and Pieces

On a positive note for once we get to my score. 2141, I’m stoked! The board had a serious discussion with me midweek, perhaps I can just avoid Mick’s fate. Never give up kids! In reality it should have been so much better. Andrew Swallow’s exclusion midweek only added to my injury pain and resulted in a glorious 25 on the ground. God knows how much that cost me. Trading Gray out for Franklin 3 weeks ago is comfortably my worst trade EVER. That’s almost instantly sack able to be fair. I only have myself to blame for that one, as I do for playing Krakouer instead of Clark against Carlton. Nevertheless, it’s a step in the right direction. When guys like Simpson, Higgins, Barlow and even Vandenberg belt out monster tons to back up blokes like Neale, you’ve had a decent week. Looking at those names it’s hardly sustainable, but we’re getting there! Hopefully everyone enjoyed more successful weeks, let’s hope for some more huge scores before we hit the byes! Cheers guys, feel free to fill me in on your hard luck stories in the comments, I feel your pain…



  1. GarysAGod

    May 25, 2015 at 7:28 am

    Thanks Matt, after a shocking start to the season i finally moved up 5000 places to around 7500th. Thanks to my newly recruited Devon Smith, Pendles (c) and Mummy, Vanders and Parker going beast mode. Anyways I will be looking at bringing in Byrne if he returns or Dale for Honeychurch and going Cripps to Rocky. Sound good?

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 1:51 pm

      Thanks mate, very similar to me! Won’t lie I got Byrne in the expectation that he will return before the byes, fingers crossed

  2. Lumbajac24

    May 25, 2015 at 7:38 am

    Excellent write up. Like you say there’s a lot to happy about but still turmoil. I got over 2000 (happy), but I also have 5 of this week’s losers (turmoil). Back to the drawing board.

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 1:53 pm

      Cheers! I certainly don’t feel like I’m out of trouble with injuries and a lack of rookies…

  3. bruce86

    May 25, 2015 at 7:39 am

    Great write up Matt. I’m backing cogs to bounce back. Bigger fish to worry about leading to byes. Had Steven from day one loving it. I now have the top 2 ranked players in the comp best call I ever made haha

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 2:01 pm

      Cheers Bruce, he must be of one the best breakout seasons second to Rocky!

  4. downunder111

    May 25, 2015 at 8:29 am

    How about Jordan Murdoch, he gets a 137 and now has a break even of 8. A flash in the pan or at 374k a perfect sideways move from Kamdyn Macintosh??

    • downunder111

      May 25, 2015 at 8:31 am

      Sorry Murdoch is a forward so he is possibly an upgrade from Honeychurch. Thoughts?

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm

      I looked at him, but the guy was averaging 61 beforehand. Flash in the pan is your best bet. That is unless there has been a change of role (Which I’m not in a position to judge) seeing as he has belted out 90 and 137 in his past 2. His first 4 games were not even sub effected though…

  5. Curious Snail

    May 25, 2015 at 9:13 am

    Are people having trouble logging in to the AFL Fantasy site? It was working for an hour or so last night, but since then there is just an error message every time I try to log in. I want to get in to get rid of Bont and bring Rocky in!

  6. Taz Mapper

    May 25, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Ahhh so this is what it feels like to avoid the weekend carnage. Still a few spuds left but the last three weeks have yielded Pendlebury, Rockliff and Lewis in for a bucket of pringles out

    2158 in rdt with no injury or rage trades coming and a very even side across the byes

    I even had a league win against a guy who gave me a fright with Vandenburg but got over the top of him when Krakour was subbed out

  7. Chapman

    May 25, 2015 at 10:59 am

    So dilemma this week…

    I have to trade out Brodie Smith, Salem, McIntosh

    and I either get in;

    Boyd + 100-250k mid or Lewis + non-existant 127k fwd/def

    • Fooz


      May 25, 2015 at 2:17 pm

      Lewis + ?Byrne

  8. Matt

    May 25, 2015 at 11:16 am

    Jesus it’s ugly looking for rooks, genuinely looking likely I’ll need to go like Glenn to Dumont to squeeze in Rocky, and hope like hell he manages to steal someone’s spot by the time Swallow comes back. Either that or hope Byrne comes back allowing me to get him in for Kelly.

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 11:17 am

      Also somewhat considering Bellend for Sinclair, even though the boat has been missed and Belly was competent…

  9. Henry

    May 25, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    Great article again, Matt.

    And like most players, a much better week for me. I even had 22 scoring players. This week I finally, for the first time this year, get 2 luxury trades (unless a disaster strikes before lockout). Out go Lumumba (at last!) & Leuey. A lot of DPP shifting and in come Rocky and Toumpas.

    • RockyHawks

      May 25, 2015 at 12:41 pm

      Chasing points in Toumpas

      • Henry

        May 25, 2015 at 4:56 pm

        Chasing points is what it’s about. But with getting rid of Lumumba & Lueuy and bringing in Rocky (my main aims this week) I’m left with $280k. I do think (and hope) Toumpas is underpriced. If not him, I Liam Duggan or Dumont are the best options. If Glenn does not come up this week I am going to have to use Dumont to get rid of him. I also have Amon. Not a hell of a lot else around that is cheap and getting a regular full game.

        • Matt

          May 26, 2015 at 7:26 am

          Henry, since you’ve mentioned Duggan, what are your thoughts on Lonergan, went 91 last week while previously being crappy like Duggan, but at least avoided 40s, with even more outs to the Suns midfield his spot is extremely safe too.

  10. toasted

    May 25, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Thanks Matt. Very interesting and insightful read as always.
    I am interested in what you think about this trade given your comment about Grundy:

    Grundy to Sauce
    Cripps to Priddis or another R13 premo… Shiels perhaps and save a few bob??

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 2:09 pm

      Thanks mate. Interesting… Cripps to Priddis is obviously ideal, however Grundy to Saunce is going to cost 130k less. Presuming that’s Dylan Shiel he’s also a fair shout. With that kind of cash you should be able to get Cripps to Priddis/Shiel fairly comfortably next week.

      Witts had 21 hitouts on the weekend and is clearly affecting Grundy’s scoring potential after a 70 last week. I think the time to upgrade him is now.

  11. RockyHawks

    May 25, 2015 at 12:40 pm


    • toasted

      May 25, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      I have too many R12 premos. I would love Sidebum, Fyfe, Barlow or Mundy. I have to wait until R13.

      One thing that attracts me to upgrade GRundy is that I lose a R12 player and gain Sauce (R11 player)

    • Matt

      May 25, 2015 at 2:09 pm

      He was fantastic, definitely on the radar… Along with 10 other Round 12 mids!

  12. Lachie Neale

    May 25, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    4 out of the last 6 weeks I have made the cut in the Legends category. Great to know my hard work is paying off.

    • RockyHawks

      May 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm

      I swear your Robbie Gray as well.

      • Robbie Gray

        May 25, 2015 at 2:31 pm

        Nah mate, im the original

    • Albert Lloyd

      May 25, 2015 at 2:38 pm

      Cheers for the 102 and 151 since I brought you in mate (y)

      • Lachie Neale

        May 25, 2015 at 3:30 pm

        No problems Albert

  13. Chatta

    May 25, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    Very happy I brought Blicavs in at start of year – was best value for money at the time.

    Scored 2010 – Current midfield – Lewis (c), Steven, Rocky, Barlow, Parker, Fyfe, I Smith & Heppell – who goes to bring pendles in my side? Have stuffed up having no DPP – rookie mistake :( Happy with fwds but my defence need work – sorry Pendles no room. This week Newnes > Mundy & Lumumba > Yeo (if not suspended) Picken or Pearce.

    • Robbie Gray

      May 25, 2015 at 2:32 pm

      That midfield is delicious

  14. Robbie Gray

    May 25, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Great read Matt, scored 2207 this week, God knows what would’ve happened if heppell, my captain actually turned up to play..

    • Albert Lloyd

      May 25, 2015 at 2:40 pm

      You may have assumed your Dyson Heppell persona instead of Robbie or Lachie?

      • Robbie Gray

        May 25, 2015 at 4:38 pm

        …. im not lachie or heppell…

        • Albert Lloyd

          May 25, 2015 at 5:11 pm

          Secret’s safe with me, Batman

          • Robbie Gray

            May 25, 2015 at 5:23 pm


          • Albert Lloyd

            May 25, 2015 at 5:36 pm


          • Lachie Neale

            May 25, 2015 at 5:51 pm

            I was Batman

          • Albert Lloyd

            May 25, 2015 at 6:01 pm


  15. Recall

    May 25, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    Great work Matt. Got rid of Houli and Tarrants for Rocky and Barlow. Put Titch into the forwards and Rich to the backs….. What are people’s thoughts on Rich and Vandenberg being F6 and. D6 respectively???

    • Albert Lloyd

      May 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm

      Seems fine to me

  16. Stuart


    May 25, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    2192 with Amon on the field over Vandenberg :( that silly gamble meant I missed out on scoring 2295. Cripps to Rocky & then I have 3k for another trade… no idea what I am going to do

  17. sam

    May 25, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    very good article,
    would you offload bellchambers,cripps, clark or mccarthy with 2 trades and 40k in the bank?

    • Albert Lloyd

      May 25, 2015 at 5:12 pm

      No real downgrade options are there

      Maybe Dumont

    • Matt

      May 26, 2015 at 1:07 pm

      Cheers Sam, depends on downgrade options really. Have to wait until Thursday

  18. Albert Lloyd

    May 25, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    yay Warnie’s voice on teh radios

  19. Robbie Gray

    May 25, 2015 at 5:23 pm


    • Albert Lloyd

      May 25, 2015 at 5:35 pm

      Cant really go too wrong with him though not a big ceiling.

  20. Albert Lloyd

    May 25, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Nice NBA chatter boys, but too much terrible music on your station.


  21. josh.max

    May 25, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Score of 2169 this week, leaves me happy. Just not sure what to do with trades.

    Option 1-
    Belly > kruzer
    vandenberg > rockliff

    Option 2-
    selwood > rockliff
    either belly > kruezer or mcintosch > schade (leaves money for next week to upgrade salem to tmitchell.


    • AverageHomeboy

      May 25, 2015 at 10:23 pm

      Time to bring in Rocky, he’s matched his BE this week and is only going up from now on, don’t miss the train before he steams back to the most expensive player

    • AverageHomeboy

      May 25, 2015 at 10:25 pm

      Shit thought you were leaving out Rocky in option 2, considering that Vbergs BE will be very low and the fact that you will be able to bring in Tich next week, go with option 2

  22. AverageHomeboy

    May 25, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    Really Harsh on Jobe Watson. “Never again list”, seriously?? A good DTer knows better about when to apply that phrase to a player. Watson is not one of those players. He’s been struggling a bit with his form but a champion like Watson can get back to his best easily. To be honest he hasn’t even been that bad, 2 times in the 90s and 4 times above 100 with a massive 140 proves he’s still got his 2012 potential, just needs to lift a bit. One bad game doesn’t give you the right to put him on the “Never again list.” Bit disappointed to read that.

    • Matt

      May 26, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      Everyone has their own never again lists, there is no “rights” to put someone on your own haha. But you’re right it probably wasn’t the right term. If he got subbed etc. and became a fallen premium, I’d still get him in (if he was a bargain). I was thinking more at his full price, I don’t see him troubling the best premiums again

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